Q&A: How can I keep birds from pooping on my patio and lawn furniture?

Do Wind Chimes Keep Birds Away question by Madison72: How can I keep birds from pooping on my patio and lawn furniture?
I have a nice patio and nice lawn furniture but everyday when I got out to sit, there is bird poop all over my patio. Any suggestions on keeping the birds away?

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Answer by THEMURPHSTER
Put up a sign that says poop free zone!

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4 Responses to Q&A: How can I keep birds from pooping on my patio and lawn furniture?

  1. SmartAleck says:

    install a retractable awning, purchase a patio tent or gazebo and place all your furniture underneath it, get a cat & leave it outside.

  2. professor grey says:

    There really is no way to keep wild birds from flying where they choose, however, there are a few things you can do that will make your area less inviting to them. Keep bushes and tree’s (places where they roost and hide) away from your patio. Decorative items that spin (the same effect as a scare crow blowing in the wind) makes them cautious and shy to go near. They have decorative wind socks, chimes, and those little spinning wheels that do the trick. Make sure there are no bird feeders or bird baths in the area as well. Hope this helps.

  3. Quixoni D says:

    Build a bird house

  4. SNOOP says:

    This may sound like a silly answer but it worked for us. I took several of the CD’s I’ve received in the mail from folks like AOL and drilled a small hole through it on an outer edge, put a few feet of string through the hole and hung this very shiny/reflective disk in some of my large trees. Worked great. The wind moves them and it frightens the birds. If your trees are not tall enough, try this on fence post or something similar.
    Good Luck!